Writer`s Block 4 – Hillarious class design.

Inspiration: This new class inspired by Unforgotten Realms.  check out Robert Moran's hilarious parody of the Role Playing game, and help me put together a class that can bring his zany randomness to the gaming table.  Some of these ideas are going to be better than others, though.

Monocle magic – instantly adjust non magical items to fit any form.  Ritzy monocles, which cost a fortune to tailor, fit any eye socket.

Color magic – change color of self, target.  Colors reflect nothing of value.

Wheel as a shield – AC bonus of 0, but better than nothing!

Puppetry – move objects with progressively more powerful forms of telekinesis, throw voice.

Detect Die rolls

Use Keys at 1D1 Axe weapons

Summon Parabola – Parabola`s paralyse targets with difficult math.  Creatures with intelligence less than 14 are permanently caught (will never solve them).  Otherwise DM rolls 1d4 to determine how long it takes to defeat the parabola.  They otherwise do no damage, and monsters are compelled to attack free targets first.

Letter T – “Scout’s Motto, Mike, Scout Motto.”  “Comes with free Rocket Launcher.”

Jam key into randomly determined square of ground – tone initiates, no other actions result

Puns inflict 1 point of damage

Pokéfy Creature – Nominate a Pokémon type, target creature becomes a Pokémon of that type.  It gains no ability to evolve, and gains no new types of attacks, only adding the named type.  By DM`s choice, the creature`s attacks can be weakened by the transformation.  This transformation lasts 1d10 rounds and as such does not last long enough to permit the character to train in their new powers.

Afterlife = Diddy Kong Racing –  When the hero falls, his spirit is doomed forever to the world of Diddy Kong Racing.  He/She will never be able to walk again, boss attacks are frequent during otherwise mundane activities and you cannot escape the feeling that there are better things you could be doing with this time.  Truly, he/she has the greatest of hells awaiting his/her spirit.

One target creature can`t attack if you cast Powerword ``Wait``.  This is a full round action.

Mispronounce Words – Turns random objects into monsters.  ``You can put random things in AAAAniimey-mey-mey-mey-mey-mey!``  Monsters created by this spell gain no new attacks or move actions, but can snarl and make snide comments as a free action.  Puns continue to inflict 1 point of damage.

Magic Power of Ressurect Foe - `Ah!  This can`t possibly get any worse.``  Remember to do the Mega Man intro.